Knock Knock Jokes
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Max.
Max who?
Max no difference to you, just let me in!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Yachts
Yachts who?
Yachts
up, doc?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ya
Ya who?
What are you getting so excited about?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Vera
Vera Who?
Vera few people think these jokes are funny!
The Foreigner
Once there
was a man that came from Indonesia to America, He couldnt speak English so he
went to choir and learned how to say "Me me me me me me." Then he
went to the store and saw a little girl say "He stole my dolly" And
on his way home he went to get meat from the butcher and learned how to say
"Big butcher knife big butcher knife." Then he went home and watched
an air freshener commercial and learned how to say "Plug it in Plug it
in." Then he went to the store and there was a murder the police said
"Who killed this man?" The foreigner said "Me me me me me me
me." The police said "Why did you kill him?" And the man said
"He stole my dolly." The police man said "What did you kill him
with?" The man said "Big butcher knife big butcher knife." Then
they took him to jail and sentenced him to death. The police man said "any
last words?" And the foreigner said "Plug it in plug it in."
submissons by: daniellegibson
Source: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/worldjokes/indonesiajokes.html
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